Oh well, I guess we’ll just pull it inside and figure out where to put it later.Ĭamp has been great. We already have some nice statues for decoration, and it doesn’t seem to have any practical use. Almost forgot to mention this, but they left behind a magnificent – and quite large – wooden horse! I’m not quite sure what we’re meant to do with it. Fathers, lock up your daughters – tonight I am on the hunt! After so many years of fighting, it will be nice to finally let my guard down and drink deep of the draught of Dionysus. Never before has the day dawned on a sight so sweet. You should have seen it, my friend – the sight of their ships turning tail and fleeing toward the horizon.
The Achaeans, those weak, puling fools, have finally admitted the superiority of our military might. You have no idea how much our guys appreciated the cookies and body armor. I have to go now – our scouts saw heroboy coming on the horizon. They can’t afford a lawsuit with all the money they’ve lost from heroboy opening our chests and stealing all our gold. Beastperson Army? Beastpeople Corps? So far my efforts have been met with derision, but I’m confident that I will bring the brass around. As such, I’ve begun lobbying for a more inclusive name, but have yet to decide on something more suitable. Heck, even the name of the organization is sexist! I’m sure the maenads don’t appreciate being a part of the BeastMAN Army. I’m sure there are plenty of qualified woman satyrs who would like a shot at military service. On that note, it’s appalling to see this kind of rampant sexism within the ranks of the Beastman Army. To be frank, this might partially be because she’s the only female satyr I’ve seen yet in these parts. Susan has been making eyes at me, and I have to admit that I find her quite charming. It has been six weeks since heroboy came this way. Please describe the nature of your complaint: Please remove bottom copy for your records. Grievances and Tribulations, Underworld division But do I really want a guy that’s just going to pay attention to me for my loot? What about MY needs? Maybe if I carried a better bow? I know a couple months ago he went right for Stupid Susan when she had that dumb flaming spear. Kat says there are plenty of fish in the sea, but what does food have to do with anything? How can I eat when I’m in LOVE? Sigh. Am I not pretty enough for him? He’s so stupid. You won’t believe this, but My Hero came this way again, and guess what – he killed the stupid sorceress first AGAIN!! I’m so tired of being ignored.
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